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Dec 7, 2021
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PURELY ELIZABETH

Pleasing but salty. INSANE name. Too many seeds and ancient grains, would prefer higher oat ratio. Good on its own, weak as a cereal with milk. She really went to town. 7/10

Bear Naked V’nilla Almond

No thank you. Maybe add the other 55% of sugar and put it BACK in the oven to CRISP we want some texture. Actual anger as I type. 1/10

Kind Peanut Butter Clusters

Now we’re talking! Wonderful with a little milk of your choice or as a handful. Delicious, but not so rich you can’t eat a whole bag. Acid reflux vibes keep it a 9/10

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cody
Dec 15, 2022

i think about this evreyday

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Rogue8
May 6, 2022

You *must* try BOLA Granola. Simply the perfect ratio of sweet, salt, oat, almond, and toastiness.

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