What follows is an account of each erotic event accompanied by a letter grade.
does a subscription come with financial compensation for the therapy i’m undoubtedly going to need after this??
this is fake.. I’m skeptical that you willingly wear denim
i have never known truer fear.
(eyes narrow) Wait a minute. This isn't scientifically possible!
so you never even got to touch his jensen ankles?
What a mind-bending experience... Exciting, some might say✨
oh i am rather upset i think. god bless.
This is obviously fake, his eyes are NOT brown they are hunter green moron
genuinely love this. really evocative language and very funny. you're an artist. i wait with bated breath for the next cast member
this is the best evidence for predestination.
Funny, this is exactly how I’d imagine a sexual encounter with him as well. Top notch, love ya Mike!
Excited to hear the true accounts of your sexual experiences with the other cast members <3 Can't wait for the Speight edition
If I end up with a vore fetish because of this I’m going to be pissed
What the fuck!
Quoi de la fuck?