What follows is an account of each erotic event accompanied by a letter grade.
does a subscription come with financial compensation for the therapy i’m undoubtedly going to need after this??
this is fake.. I’m skeptical that you willingly wear denim
Seems legit
(eyes narrow) Wait a minute. This isn't scientifically possible!
To you
If it was Jim Beaver I'd believe it. I hope he gets an A+.
What a mind-bending experience... Exciting, some might say✨
i have never known truer fear.
stay tuned
awaiting the next cast member with an even split of awe and terror
so you never even got to touch his jensen ankles?
This is obviously fake, his eyes are NOT brown they are hunter green moron
This is fic
Wow, I'm SO sorry dude, I couldn't tell, I thought it was totally possible for a human being to unhinge their jaw and swallow another human being whole in real life
genuinely love this. really evocative language and very funny. you're an artist. i wait with bated breath for the next cast member
oh i am rather upset i think. god bless.
this is the best evidence for predestination.
If I end up with a vore fetish because of this I’m going to be pissed
Funny, this is exactly how I’d imagine a sexual encounter with him as well. Top notch, love ya Mike!
Excited to hear the true accounts of your sexual experiences with the other cast members <3 Can't wait for the Speight edition
Do you think this really happened? you are so weird
What the fuck!
Quoi de la fuck?
does a subscription come with financial compensation for the therapy i’m undoubtedly going to need after this??
this is fake.. I’m skeptical that you willingly wear denim
Seems legit
(eyes narrow) Wait a minute. This isn't scientifically possible!
To you
If it was Jim Beaver I'd believe it. I hope he gets an A+.
What a mind-bending experience... Exciting, some might say✨
i have never known truer fear.
stay tuned
awaiting the next cast member with an even split of awe and terror
so you never even got to touch his jensen ankles?
This is obviously fake, his eyes are NOT brown they are hunter green moron
This is fic
Wow, I'm SO sorry dude, I couldn't tell, I thought it was totally possible for a human being to unhinge their jaw and swallow another human being whole in real life
genuinely love this. really evocative language and very funny. you're an artist. i wait with bated breath for the next cast member
oh i am rather upset i think. god bless.
this is the best evidence for predestination.
If I end up with a vore fetish because of this I’m going to be pissed
Funny, this is exactly how I’d imagine a sexual encounter with him as well. Top notch, love ya Mike!
Excited to hear the true accounts of your sexual experiences with the other cast members <3 Can't wait for the Speight edition
Do you think this really happened? you are so weird
What the fuck!
Quoi de la fuck?