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touching and also hilarious, thank you mike

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and thank you Marianela!

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He went to Jared.

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i think i'm in love with you

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Thank you for this blessed gift. I believed for the longest time that I hated reading but alas, you've proven me wrong with each post. You give me hope that I may one day write such unhinged and absurd but also strangely relatable text. I... love you, Mike

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B+ is far too generous for someone so cishet

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i stand corrected. tittybyebye? this man is clearly trans

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your writing has me genuinely spellbound, the weirdness of it paired with the pacing puts me in mind of something between nikhil singh and barry webster's the lava in my bones.... point is: beautiful, cannot wait to read more 💘

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I've been waiting for something to give me a zest for life again and this is it, thank you ❤

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You are so out of pocket and I love you.

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please release a misha one... please

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patiently waiting for the misha edition of this 😪

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I’m reacting to this so much right now.

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I read all of this aloud to the surrounding nature while sitting on a bench in the shade on a jetty. What a gift (trees, rocks and sea appreciated)

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Eyesbyebye 😔

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i want to study you under a microscope. im in love with you.

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This is a true story I was there when Jared was gutted

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cant wait to read this to my housemate over a facetime call tomorrow, we hav been waiting for this

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