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Spike's avatar

So the "Genius" thing is obviously truth in advertising.

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caily's avatar

Exactly what I thought

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romão's avatar

Pai Helinho, thanks for the advice!

you're the mystical queer the world needs right now ⚡

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laudanumat33's avatar

Dear Sir, as a Capricorn I have to say that the list of things men make that I don't engage with could be a Substack of its own.

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Tori's avatar

Grapefruit juiced. Titty out. I feel rejuvenated.

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Estre's avatar

I read each of my family’s horoscope to them but couldn’t get the words out because I was laughing too hard. They didn’t appreciate it. I appreciate these very much will be expecting this monthly <3

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X.A.'s avatar

As a Cancer, I feel very special that we got some pictures to go along with our horoscope. I recently read a Battlestar Galactica astrology post in which they assigned one character to each sign and explained the reasoning. Except Cancer got THREE characters! I guess astrologists just like spoiling us little crabs.

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Reid McFarland's avatar

Wow! I… just wow!

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